Part Deaux

Alrighty, so I played two games today. One for my team, and one for another, whom were short of players.  My ankle held up ok, I was still careful with it since every time I tried to go full tit, I failed.

By the way, we lost both games. 2 – 1, 2 – 0. The first game, was pretty even. I blame the ref. He seemed a lil’ biased (was the other team’s coach), and was inconsistent with the whistle when it came to fouls. The second game, well, I’m surprised we didn’t lose by more.

Ok, so moving on to something more exciting. It’s Saturday, and it’s time for me to do your mum. Toodles!

Tiny Tim, and the Ghouls

Off to soccer! Gonna have to take it easy unfortunately, the ankle can’t take too much as of yet. But it’s still good to be out and about again!

Will let you know the dealio after. Wish me luck, or else.

The One Where The Windscreen Cleaner Spilt Into the Pasta Sauce

It’s Friday, it’s my day. With that said, it’s everyone else’s day as well. In fact, with that said, it’s not even Friday for everyone.

One of the great things about life is variety. Take the movie industry for example, you have your Hollywood and your Bollywood. Then you have your independent films, and small budget film making. The ones that crack me up the most though, are B Grade films. They’re like talentless people filled with an unjustified hope that they will be successful, deluding themselves into thinking they do have talent. Pure funny, right there. The thing with B Grade films is that they’re better than almost all the junk being spit out by High Schoolers, learning the ropes for through their projects. They’re also better ’cause they have uber funny trailers. Has anyone seen the movie ‘The Day The Earth Stood Still’ (original or remake)? Well, what about ‘The Day The Earth Stopped’? I haven’t, and I don’t plan to. BUT I SAW THE TRAILER! It made me laugh. Hard. It’s a blatant rip off of the 1950’s classic; which in itself is not a crime. Hollywood, and even Bollywood (with their 1000 film a year production rate), use and re-use over-used concepts and scripts all the time… people still pay whatever it is to go see it. Either that, or they download it. Which, if you think about it, still isn’t free, it’s just uber cheap and convenient.

But I digress. The point is B Grade trailers, are more often than not, more entertaining than the films themselves. Actually, that goes for a lot of the Hollywood movies too. Some people like that though, it’s like the talentless hopefuls, some people see them as novelties. Pity fuck, anyone?

Bleh bleh bloo blee blah bleh

What’s up???!!! I realise I’m talking to myself you know. What? A dude can’t talk to himself anymore? SEXIST! I bet if I had some reasonable sized breasts, all the right curves in all the right places, wavy hair, a shining smile, and of course, a vagina; you wouldn’t think that. Pish, is that all the feminists movements’ have accomplished huh?

You know what’s fucking annoying? Cyclists that don’t wear their helmets. Some put it on their handle bars instead. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather it protect my head, than my fucking handle bars. Fucking dicks. Bash ’em.

Another fucking annoying thing is that jellyfish don’t even taste that good, but don’t get me started on that.

On a lighter note, planes are flying again, ’cause the volcanic ash thing is going bye byes. Woohoo to all those who can afford the new, improved super up’d prices. Yays! On more relevant news, Bayern beat Lyon! Goodies. Ok, fine; so it’s not relevant. YOU come up with some news then.

Michael Jackson is my PIMP

I’m just kidding. He’s not. Why are people hating on Michael Jackson? Stop hating on Michael Jackson, people! I mean, come on now. Sheesh.

Seacrest, OUT!

Hello, World!

So, long time no blog. Hahaha, see what I did thar? But seriously, HI! This will be the place to see my blogs, obviously. Most likely, it’ll consist of crap, and things of no relevance to anyone, or anything – so ramble, like a little kid but less cute. The frequency of posts will be random, depending on my mood, time available and motivation, for example. However, if you choose to be an avid follower, there will be spot prizes available for the most loyal! Kinda like Jesus, and his promise of the Upstairs vs Downstairs thing. Just kidding. I lie. There will be no spot prizes – again, like the Jesus thing. HAHA.

Alrighty then, so things to look forward to:

A whole bunch of nonsense. Opinions that are not well founded, nor any morally stable Human Being should have, but not completely mad like your mum’s. So pretty much “no” to anything relating to concrete cider. Made up words, or words used incorrectly, and following on from that; horrible spelling and grammar. You may also be interested to know that if any pictures are posted, or links of any description, they would most likely be stolen (taken without permission) from other places, mainly from the Inter’s net (the net of Inter). There will be other stuff too! Like uber giant yellow and turquoise octopi with laser shooting ears (do they even have ears?), that can float around on land – think Penguins ‘flying’ in the water.

With that, I bid you adieu. Until next time….go get some work done ffs!

Fyi, I do realise there is a spell check, but I’m still doing your mum, and she requires alot of work – as you yourself would probably know.